Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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