i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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