Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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