I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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