rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Someone signed my nipple.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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