This girl is more easily done than said...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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