he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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