After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
two words: eviction party
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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