I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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