Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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