"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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