Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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