She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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