I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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