Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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