Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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