Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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