Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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