I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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