guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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