respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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