I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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