There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my phone needs a breathalizer
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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