Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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