why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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