You're so nebulous sometimes
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Randomize
