he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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