You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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