I love black thongs
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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