As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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