Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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