and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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