Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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