I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I have already put on my inside pants.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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