My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Alive.
So much puke
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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