You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I will be naked everywhere
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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