I'm really into asian looking animals
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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