I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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