well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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