How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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