ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Dignity is for republicans.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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