So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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