Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
My liver just broke up with me...
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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