According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I am naked and annoyed.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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