We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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