I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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