Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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