have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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