Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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