What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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