My first STD was from a foam party
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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