i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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