Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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