I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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