Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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