as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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