Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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